{"id":662,"date":"2015-10-21T08:26:08","date_gmt":"2015-10-21T08:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/?p=662"},"modified":"2015-10-23T18:49:44","modified_gmt":"2015-10-23T18:49:44","slug":"commercial-james-and-wells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/commercial-james-and-wells\/","title":{"rendered":"Commercial: James and Wells"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_664\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-664\" style=\"width: 274px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/140142039\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-664 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/jaws_thumb_1.jpg\" alt=\"jaws_thumb_1\" width=\"274\" height=\"245\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-664\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Click to watch video)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I should say this is a &#8220;bit of an odd one&#8221;, but then I would sound like broken track record, wouldn&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s another <em>odd one<\/em>, internally called JAWS, it was abandoned like a mutant, tossed like a hot potato into the hands of the poor soul who needed to resurrect this dying pig&#8230; or sheep.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I was not the poor soul, but <a href=\"http:\/\/1rich1.deviantart.com\/\">Richard Falla<\/a>. Pitying his sorry life dearly, I extended a finger &#8212; my pinky, to be precise &#8212; to assist his writhing body out of the the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.<\/p>\n<p>So I made racist kiwifruit drop from the sky and flags wave. Cool. In the meantime, Richard rescued the job from burning in hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should say this is a &#8220;bit of an odd one&#8221;, but then I would sound like broken track record, wouldn&#8217;t I? Yes, it&#8217;s another odd one, internally called JAWS, it was abandoned like a mutant, tossed like a hot potato into the hands of the poor soul who needed to resurrect this dying pig&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[64],"tags":[67,235,238,15,237,236],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-commercial","tag-james-and-wells","tag-kiwifruit","tag-lightwave","tag-rescue","tag-richard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1gtd2-aG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=662"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":723,"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions\/723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/faulknermano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}